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 #terrible parents  #best new idea ever  #DFACS  #repo  #kids 
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Terrible Parents.
There are so many in DC that I now KNOW that there should be a phone number that you can text pictures of abusive/terrible parents to and then the pics go, totally geotagged (a la Google), and then DFACS comes and repos the kid. You hand your child over to a stranger in a van? Poof! You use your baby as a weapon on the Metro? Gone! You just sort of throw the kid in the stroller on the escalator and then get distracted? Guess who claims the kid at the bottom! Not you!

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Terrible Parents.

There are so many in DC that I now KNOW that there should be a phone number that you can text pictures of abusive/terrible parents to and then the pics go, totally geotagged (a la Google), and then DFACS comes and repos the kid. You hand your child over to a stranger in a van? Poof! You use your baby as a weapon on the Metro? Gone! You just sort of throw the kid in the stroller on the escalator and then get distracted? Guess who claims the kid at the bottom! Not you!


 #Albert Haynesworth  #child support  #legal troubles  #pro athletes  #NFL 

 #baseball  #public peeing  #national anthem  #ridiculousness 
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 #really?  #you're wearing that in public?  #what about the children? 
castitout:

i kid you not…these bitches were sporting these get-ups in PUBLIC.  granted, it was on beale street, but still!!  i couldn’t help but take a picture, and i really didn’t even care if they saw me doing it.  DRESS FOR YOUR BODY TYPE. 
how do you think she even got those shorts on?

Lots and lots and lots of crisco. And maybe some sewing. Once she was in them…

castitout:

i kid you not…these bitches were sporting these get-ups in PUBLIC.  granted, it was on beale street, but still!!  i couldn’t help but take a picture, and i really didn’t even care if they saw me doing it.  DRESS FOR YOUR BODY TYPE. 

how do you think she even got those shorts on?

Lots and lots and lots of crisco. And maybe some sewing. Once she was in them…

reblogged from a day in the life....


 #KFC  #double down  #America  #fast food  #land of the obese 
(from one of the funniest blogs I read…)
I don’t make the rules: KFC Double Down
It’s two pieces of fried chicken instead of bread, with cheese and bacon in the middle. This is one of the reasons I love the USA: it’s the only country in the world that would produce such an item at all, let alone make it a best-seller.I even love the name: the Double Down. Is your life not going well? Made some bad decisions, been laid off, lost your home, bad marriage, massive debt, overweight? Well, why not DOUBLE DOWN! Have some fried chicken, bacon and cheese! YEEAAHH!!I don’t know why they’re stopping there. If I ran KFC I’d continue the gambling analogy and create the “ALL IN.” If your life is going badly enough, it’s time to push all your chips into the middle and draw. I’m not sure how I could “improve” on the Double Down. Maybe make it fried pork instead of fried chicken, and see if I could lather it in butter or something. Give me time and I’m sure I could think of something worthy of being called the “ALL IN”.Man.Sniff sniff.(Wiping a tear from my eye)I love the USA!

(from one of the funniest blogs I read…)

I don’t make the rules: KFC Double Down

It’s two pieces of fried chicken instead of bread, with cheese and bacon in the middle. This is one of the reasons I love the USA: it’s the only country in the world that would produce such an item at all, let alone make it a best-seller.

I even love the name: the Double Down. Is your life not going well? Made some bad decisions, been laid off, lost your home, bad marriage, massive debt, overweight? Well, why not DOUBLE DOWN! Have some fried chicken, bacon and cheese! YEEAAHH!!

I don’t know why they’re stopping there. If I ran KFC I’d continue the gambling analogy and create the “ALL IN.” If your life is going badly enough, it’s time to push all your chips into the middle and draw. 

I’m not sure how I could “improve” on the Double Down. Maybe make it fried pork instead of fried chicken, and see if I could lather it in butter or something. Give me time and I’m sure I could think of something worthy of being called the “ALL IN”.

Man.

Sniff sniff.

(Wiping a tear from my eye)

I love the USA!


 #Ken Griffey Jr.  #athletes behaving badly  #seriously? they pay you for that?  #sleeping  #baseball  #Mariners 
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 #wow  #retro  #objectifying women  #trophy hunting 
k-troll:

lileks:

When the war between the sexes was a shootin’ war: Ad, True Magazine, February 1959

Please tell me it comes in blonde male.

k-troll:

lileks:

When the war between the sexes was a shootin’ war: Ad, True Magazine, February 1959

Please tell me it comes in blonde male.

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 #Brock Lesner  #Mir  #UFC 

Brock Lesner on Coors Light, Bud Light, and climbing on top of his wife. One of the most offensive yet amazing sports outbursts in recent years.

It’s like he tried to think of the most offensive things to say…

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 #JaMarcus Russell  #Al Davis  #Oakland Raiders  #athletes  #ridiculousness  #football  #NFL 

Peterson has watched Russell’s tenure in Oakland devolve into the Theater of the Absurd. In early March, as homage to Tiger Woods’ reported stint in sex rehab, Peterson made a joking reference at the end of a column that Russell had entered a clinic for treatment of “lethargy addiction.”

Within hours, a local TV station reported Russell’s alleged affliction as fact, and soon the Internet was awash with stories about the quarterback’s malady. Peterson had picked the word lethargy after turning to dictionary.com in an effort to ensure he selected just the right term. How did “lethargy” speak to him about Russell?

JaMarcus Russell inspires a new level of anger even in some of the most ardent Oakland Raiders fans - ESPN

Just caught some of ESPN’s “Outside the Lines” focusing on why JaMarcus Russell has failed… it’s kinda awesome. Former Raider teammates talking about how Russell sleeps through meetings while Peyton Manning takes notes constantly… and Russell can’t get anything done without nannies making sure he gets on the bus on time. Awesome.


 #Really?!  #Really?! with Seth and Amy  #SNL  #video  #awesomeness  #inspiration 

 #sexual harassment  #New York Post  #deal with it  #bad advice  #hazing  #bad attitudes 
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 #ill  #gross  #obesity  #KFC  #double down sandwich  #heart attack in a sandwich 
KFC Double Down - KFC.com
This literally makes my stomach hurt.

KFC Double Down - KFC.com

This literally makes my stomach hurt.

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 #NFL  #Al Davis  #Oakland Raiders  #JaMarcus Russell  #Jason Campbell  #blind leading the blind  #mentors  #wasted money  #athletes 
According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, JaMarcus Russell is expected to attend the Raiders’ upcoming minicamp. Part of the thinking behind Jason Campbell’s acquisition is reportedly that he’d “mentor” Russell, who’s exhibited awful decision making and work ethic throughout his three-year career. Campbell draws high marks in both areas. Schefter says the Raiders haven’t ruled out trying to “salvage” the former No. 1 overall pick. It’s unclear if Russell will participate in drills. (via Russell expected to be at Raiders minicamp - NFL- nbcsports.msnbc.com)

So you’re going to have under-performing QB mentor another one? Let’s be fair, Russell has already underperformed Campbell, so really, what can this new mentor teach this fabulously overpaid young QB? Al Davis, you are such an incredibly gigantic moron who is WAAAAY too intent on running the Raider into the ground forever. And the blind leading the blind, all for millions of dollars?! What an excellent idea!

According to ESPN’s Adam Schefter, JaMarcus Russell is expected to attend the Raiders’ upcoming minicamp. Part of the thinking behind Jason Campbell’s acquisition is reportedly that he’d “mentor” Russell, who’s exhibited awful decision making and work ethic throughout his three-year career. Campbell draws high marks in both areas. Schefter says the Raiders haven’t ruled out trying to “salvage” the former No. 1 overall pick. It’s unclear if Russell will participate in drills. (via Russell expected to be at Raiders minicamp - NFL- nbcsports.msnbc.com)

So you’re going to have under-performing QB mentor another one? Let’s be fair, Russell has already underperformed Campbell, so really, what can this new mentor teach this fabulously overpaid young QB? Al Davis, you are such an incredibly gigantic moron who is WAAAAY too intent on running the Raider into the ground forever. And the blind leading the blind, all for millions of dollars?! What an excellent idea!


 #Darwin Awards  #explosives  #chlorinating the gene pool 
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 #nursing homes  #staff  #questionable business  #staff  #cuts  #budget  #money  #California 

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